The Crocodile went to the |
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And sat down in the chair,
And the dentist said, "Now tell me, sir,
Why does it hurt and ....?" |
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And the Crocodile said, "I'll tell you the truth,
I have a terrible ache in my ...." |
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And he opened his jaws so wide, so wide,
That the dentist, he climbed right inside,
And the dentist laughed, "Oh isn't this .....?" |
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As he pulled the teeth out, one by one.
And the Crocodile cried, "You're hurting me so!
Please put down your pliers and let me ..." |
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But the dentist just laughed with a Ho Ho Ho,
And he said, "I still have twelve to go--
Oops, that's the wrong one, I confess,
But what's one crocodile's tooth, ...............?" |
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Then suddenly, the jaws went SNAP,
And the dentist was gone, right off the map,
And where he went one could only ... |
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To North or South or East or ... |
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He left no forwarding address.
But what's one dentist, ...?
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